So nothing too interesting on the training front today; therefore, we will resort to bullet points, the blog crutch for writers that cannot develop a coherent paragraph. Granted, most of my writing is an assortment of seemingly random sentences, so maybe we will see this more often.
1. Best quote ever: "Women should always dress in white like any good kitchen appliance." Said about Danica Patrick by the head of IRL a few years ago, and the light of my life ever since. At one point I promise this will become my facebook status. It will be a social experiment about how much people understand my sense of humor. If an angry mob with pitchforks does not arrive at my door, I will be extemely disappointed.
2. Why is it that whenever tequila is mentioned in conversation, it is always followed by someone talking about a horrifying experience? Like "So I drunk a shit ton of tequila, yada, yada, yada, I thought hookers could fly." Or "The margarita tasted pretty good, yada, yada, yada, I voted for George W. Bush."
3. I eat a cereal called Peanut Butter Panda Puffs every morning, and on the package is a picture of a cute panda with bamboo. We are supposed to be motivated to save the pandas before it is too late. But all I can think of is that pandas look absolutely delicious.
4. If you ask a girl for coffee, and she refuses to let you pay, she is absolutely disgusted by the thought of seeing you naked. And no, I'm not bitter. (storms off sobbing quietly)