Today in Screw You

Sometimes this blog has too much happiness. You know what? Screw acknowledging happiness. No I won't fucking clap my hands, and the only things I want to show you are a pair of centrally located fingers. BONE DREAMCRUSHER THINKS SMILES ARE A SIGN OF WEAKNESS.

In other news presented by our resident asshole:

1. SCREW YOU BUTTERFLIES. When doing a tempo off the bike today, Dave turned with the wind after a mile. It was also slightly downhill, and he was able to open up the stride at ~5:00 mile. Then a little, flitting shadow appeared, and a brightly colored butterfly decided to show off by flying by. Something that flamboyant hasn't moved that fast since the Netherlands played soccer in their fabulous orange jerseys (so.....today). By word association, I now hate butter, flies, and the band Crazy Town (who sung Butterfly). And trust me, that is a big sacrifice, because BONE DREAMCRUSHER LOVES CRAZY TOWN.



2. SCREW YOU LEBRON JAMES. Not because you showed a big ego with the hour-long TV special to announce the team you would play baseketball for, but because you didn't show enough. Seriously, LJ, an announcement?? After the election, the President of the United States is announced, and those assholes can't even dunk. Next time, there better be scantily-clad dancers, AT LEAST 2 sex scenes, Michael Bay-directed explosions, all culminating with your decision being proclaimed in a laser show projected onto the Moon, the sheer awesomeness of which is guaranteed to induce seizures in everyone who watches.


3. SCREW YOU SUGGESTIVE NUDITY.

Whoever that chick with the frail figure is needs to turn around and show off the front end. Leave running to the men, missy.

As always, sorry about these guest posts. That guy really sucks.
Anyway, life is great in CO---getting to meet some awesome people and put in a lot of quality training. Hope your Sunday is great!