1. Missouri! A place where the only reason you have to wake up each morning is the urgent need to charge your pacemaker. For the littlest Golden Corral fans, now in child's sizes!
2. Illinois! By listening to the radio, I assume that Toby Keith is a minor deity. ("Boy, did you say MINOR??") Also, Barack Obama is from here, so I assume that somewhere within the population are 3 wise men, and a shit-ton of myrrh
Anyway, it's important to point out that I love this country. I really admire the founding fathers! I mean, they admitted Kentucky as a state, which clearly shows they have a great sense of humor.
Some pictures from the road:
|At the end of that rainbow is a pot of Skittles. Which is a good way for people in Kansas to control their blood sugar.|
Hitting you over the head with an environmental message picture time:
|It's actually not windy, but someone at the Golden Corral did just fart.|
92 miles (2 total rest days for the knee)