In the words of the professor, what is this???:
If you said that the professor should buy you a drink first, then you're something like me when I have the time to think of clever witticisms. If you had a nearly uncontrollable giggle-fit, then you're something like me in real life. And if you said that showing this drawing to an intern could get him on the Supreme Court, then you're probably Justice Clarence Thomas.
Anyway, for those scoring at home, the correct answer is "Scotland". And no, the professor never figured out why everyone was laughing. NINJA CHALKBOARD DONG STRIKES AGAIN.
|They are everywhere, and nowhere. Also, that guy on the right wants you to know .....that isn't a belt.|
Earlier this evening, as I left the Bikram yoga studio, I approached a woman I had met last week to say hello. "Ebony, right?" She looked at me blankly. "Ebony? We met last week. I'm Zack." This woman was not Ebony -- her named is Jeanine.Oh gosh, I really, really (ed note: REALLY) like where this is going. "Ebony, right?" will forever after be my ice-breaker in social situations. He continues:
Now, to my credit, Jeanine and Ebony look a lot alike. Same build and facial structure, same skin tone, same braided hair.
|I am guessing this is not Ebony.|
Cross-racial misidentification is extremely common. But it's "mistakes" like these that lead to wrongful arrests and convictions each and every day...I hope you take something away from this -- I know I did.Holy. Crap. It's like Aesop had a lovechild with Michael Scott from The Office. This, my friends, is why you do not type fables from the Ivory Tower. Because even if you have an okay point, it may be obscured by your own horribly skewed perspective. Also, when you are typing from the Ivory Tower, all of the Ebony Towers look alike.
Wednesday--AM-6 miles easy
PM-10 miles (6 hard tempo)
Thursday-5 miles easy with 2 barefoot