Blog Change

So the blog is going to change a bit while I am in law school. For one, it will be lazier. How can it be any lazier? you may ask while pantomiming a very, very slow dismissive wanking gesture. Well, I may say through the cascading tears, overrated literary conventions like "narrative structure" and "proper spelling" will be replaced with starting posts with the word so and inventing inquisitive readers that ask exactly the question I seek to answer, while allowing me to post humorous videos.



Basically, there will still be race reports, and the occasional serious post, but also more daily updates of ideas, training, and whatever else comes out of the tired hamsters performing an uninspired rendition of the Vagina Monologues that is my thought process. However, I am only allowed 10 minutes to write. It will be like an action movie! Which I guess you won't be able to see. And it will mainly involve typing. Against the clock. To tell a story. BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE.

For example:

Today I ran. I was tired. I am on the track tomorrow. I ate food. ALL HAIL XENU.

Random Spring Break picture, which includes my brother! It is almost Spring, so his eyebrow will be a butterfly at any moment.

Ummmm....we will work on ironing out the kinks. Thanks so much for everything, this will be a lot of fun. XENU PROMISES.