Monday, January 13, 2014

Jan 13--Sugar Sugar Sugar Sugar SUGAR

Today, I rested. And ate. I ate a lot. It is very cruel to put cereal in a box, because there is no denying that I have eaten 12 servings of Froot Loops when those last few crumbs are poured onto my spoon as if I were a crack addict getting one last hit. 

The plan is to use the Froot as the proverbial hydrogen in my blimpy body to fuel a run tomorrow. Call me Hindenburg! Or Ishmael. My hip doesn't feel wonderful and I ate lots of children's cereal, so you probably couldn't go wrong analogizing me to a catastrophic blimp explosion or a 20 ton whale.

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